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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

CLASSIFIEDS

FOR SALE:

Broomstick: Firebolt. Almost new. I’m willing to negotiate the price. Interested? Owl Ginny McGregor.

Large Victorian Manor close to Hogsmeade. Muggle free environment. Nice view. Fifteen rooms. House elves and some other valuable artifacts included in the price. Owl Eleanor Wickham for full details.

CAULDRONS ARISTEGUI

We have a big sale of Romanian cauldrons. Come get yours before they are gone. Check our exclusive collection of Venetian cauldrons. Best price in town, guaranteed!

DUSTY FEATHER BOOKSTORE

Celebrate the 10th Anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts buying books at “The Dusty Feather” Buy two books and get a free copy of “The Boy Who Lived” by Rita Skeeter.
*Offer valid while supplies last.

MRS. LUVSUCKS EMPORIUM

We sell powerful Love Potions and artifacts to attract the man you want. Heal your broken heart; get the man you want or your money back. Satisfaction Guaranteed! Interested? Don’t wait another day, walk in or send us an owl now.

JOBS:

THE DAILY PROPHET IS HIRING! Are you perfectionist, persuasive, hard working and willing to work on a deadline? Interested in an exciting career as a photographer, reporter or writer? If you think you have what it takes to join our team send an owl to our Editor in Chief, Rowena Rendelstein, to request an interview.

HOGWARTS IS HIRING!APPLY TODAY! Assistant Senior Librarian ~ Contact Feisty Lotus directly.
Caretakers & Groundskeepers ~ Contact any Senior Faculty.
Senior Secretary ~ Contact Headmaster Shalinoth Kitsune directly.
Male Counsellor ~ Apply to Kelly Alexander. ((Innocence Fitzgerald))

Academic Vacancies [Professors]:

The following positions require an in-depth knowledge of the field of study, though not necessarily the grades on paperwork to back it up. Much can be learned outside the walls of an institute of learning, for which the proof is in the pudding as they say. Our application process will wittle out the inept from the adept, and is as follows. You will write a formal letter to the relevant member of faculty stating your preferred position[s], any relevant qualifications or experiences, and a personal statement which explains why you would be suitable for the role.Supplementary positions will be in addition to currently running classes, and will be more difficult to obtain. In order for us to hire someone for these roles the applicant must bring something rather special to the position. Perhaps you have a particularly interesting angle from which you approach the subject. Or your personal experiences in the realm of study are unique or numerous.

Supplementary Arithmancy Professor.
Supplementary Charms Professor.
Supplementary Transfigurations Professor.
Supplementary Care of Creatures Professor.
Supplementary Herbology Professor.
Supplementary Ancient Runes Professor.

Until further notice, for all current academic vacancies apply to Headmaster Shalinoth Kitsune, who may then ask another member of Faculty to conduct your interview and inform him of your performance. Hogwarts reserves the right to refuse applications without reason, but will endeavour to at least respond to every inquiry. Thank you in advance to anyone applying.

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