By: Winona Patrius
Early this morning the Ministry issued a press release today regarding the formation of a new wizarding Academy in an undisclosed location in the United Kingdom. The Azkaban Reform Academy, or Azra, has been designed to be a preventitive program for troubled young witches and wizards in our community. With this program they intend to help troubled children before they end up wasting their future in Azkaban.
Senior Undersecretary Annabella Calldron said at the press conference, "Azra will be a beacon of hope throughout the United Kingdom, helping young students work through their problems in an environment that can offer the discipline and order they so desperately require. Students will stay a minimum of six months as they are rehabilitated."
Calldron went on further, "Azra has the unanimous support of the newly formed Board of Governors for Hogwarts, as well as the support of Hogwarts' Headmaster, Shalinoth Kitsune."
A Ministry employee who asked to remain nameless reports that the school will serve as a prison for those too young for Azkaban, but can still wield a wand and pose a threat to the wizarding community. Our source refused to comment further.
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PREPOSTEROUS! What is this tomfoolery! I am disgusted, I am humiliated, I am ashamed to call myself a wizard! In my day, we didn't send problem students to Azkaban! We dealt with them properly! We sent them to the dungeons for a good hanging by the ankles! THAT fixed them! Preposterous! Preposterous!
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